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One Drunken Jotunn . . . by HugMonster341 One Drunken Jotunn . . . by HugMonster341
An anatomy experiment turned into a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery silly little doodle of Thor giving his drunk little brother a piggyback ride back to the safety and comfort of his chambers.

Loki's drunken mumblings - just visible at the back - reads as follows:

-‘nd, ‘nd he said ‘We’ll have a magnificent garden party and you’re not invited!’ Rude! P-People say I’m rude but he’s MUCH worse! I’m ignored more often th’n not. Ah’mean, look at you! The almighty bloody Thor! Even got a DAY named after you. Thursdays! I f’cking hate Thursdays. Why haven’t I got a day named after me? Hell, even bloody Freya got a day named after her and she’s as mad as a methed-up weasel! It’s not fair! I-I-I-I’m an important God too, aren’t I? I’ve got LOOOOOOOOOOOADS of sagas about me. So how come I don’t get a day named after me? From now on Mondays are called Lokiday! Aw, who am I kidding? I’m worthless. The only thing I ever get remembered for is that bloody horse. I am THE BEST magician in Asgard, and I will now an’ forevermore be ‘Loki the Horny-Helmeted Horse Shagger . . .’ By Yggdrasil, what was in that ale? Tastes like Dragon’s Piss . . . Brother, I feel sick . . . Bein’ carried is fun. ‘S like flying only not really. Hey! Let’s get s’more of that Fire-Whiskey and joy-ride the Bifrost like we did when we were little! Last one to Arnheim ‘s a sissy! Brother? . . . Your hair smells funny. Actually, can I have a little sleep before we go Bifrost surfing? Feelin’ a bit dozy . . . You remembererer the teddy I use’ to have when I was small? PuffleSnuff? What happened to him in th’ end? Haven’ seen him in AGES . . . I miss PuffleSnuff . . . He was my bes’ friend in the entire world . . . Brother, will you sing Soft Kitty to me? Please? I know drunk isn’t sick but chances are I will throw up before too much longe’ then will you sing it to me? Uuuuuurrrgggghhh, I am NEVER going to try and out drink Volstagg again. Man has a stomach of pure steel. Fat bastard probably ate so much the alci-alcihol couldn’t soak in to his stomach. No’ sure drinkin’ that human beverage was wise either. Wha’ did you say it was called? T’quila? Wha’ver it was, ‘s gonna feel like being repeatedly kicked in the head by a clog-wearing Jotunn in the morning . . . Found one of your socks in my room earlier. 'Master gave Dobby a sock, Dobby is free!'
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Sketchevrywir Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
Aawww, poor Loki. Oh, and Loki, there is a Lokiday. It's Saturday, in the north it is called Lorsdag. So don't worry about that. 
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ScereyahaDreamweaver Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Sing soft kitty for me? ^^
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HugMonster341 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Soft Loki, Warm Loki, Little Ball of Mad, Happy Loki, Sleepy Loki, We love you don't be sad! ^^
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ScereyahaDreamweaver Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
<3 Now I can sleep well U.U ...happy thoughts.
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LonelyAngelofAsgard Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
lolololololololol Loki's funny when he's drunk :)
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HugMonster341 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yiss he is and I hope like hell there's a MARVEL outtake somewhere of a drunken Loki :D
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severussnapesgirl97 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Master gave Dobby a sock! Dobby is free!!"
I basically died when I read that!!!!
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HugMonster341 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Glad you like ^^
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severussnapesgirl97 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Not Like...


ABSOLUTELY LOVE@!!!!!!
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Betta132 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013   General Artist
Ditto on the almost dying!

Loki likes Harry Potter? Huh... Now that I think about it, he probably would.
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severussnapesgirl97 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah basically!
He probably would enjoy it if he ever came across it in earth.
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EllieTheSmuggler Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
a.k.a. Drunken Diva.
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HugMonster341 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
. . . Yeah, that sounds about right :D
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darkwings16 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012  Student General Artist
Haha, i love his little rant x3
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geckogirl16 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
this is so amazing!!! I love how almost sweet Loki looks (well as sweet as a phsycopathic jotunn can be)!
And he still manages to cling to his alcihol bottle!!! I hope I'm not like that if I get drunk!!
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HugMonster341 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
He cast a spell earlier on in the evening when he was more sober that the bottle would not leave his hand all night so he wouldn't have to worry about where he put his drink as he got drunker.

Glad you like ^^
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nightcrawlerfan136 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Tequila will do that to you, Loki. Lots' of things has happened b/c of tequila.
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Kalisty-MeMzic Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Student Artist
hehe.
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MuskratPonderings Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Hobbyist
I love Loki's little feet!
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HugMonster341 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks, glad you like ^^
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ridgebackdog Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Nice. Here's a funny little something I found. [link]
:D
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milirin Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
aw, that's really cute :)
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KeiraTehKewl Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
"'Master gave Dobby a sock, Dobby is free!'"
/DEAD
XD Oh my goodness. This definitely just made my day. We should give "Loki the Horny-Helmeted Horse Shagger" alcihol more often. :D
:rofl:
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HugMonster341 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, yes we should. For he is amazing sober and can only be better drunk :D

*Unless he's sick over the back of Thor's neck ten seconds after his little monologue finishes* XD
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KeiraTehKewl Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
Yes, I like that logic :D

Well, yes, I suppose that could put a bit of a damper on the mood, huh? *snickers*
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Kalisty-MeMzic Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Student Artist
agreed. Just keep him away from The Hulk and everything will be fine....
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Discombobulated1895 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is pure gold.
Drunk!Loki is adorable.
I am forever referring to Mondays as Lokidays from now on.
Please write more drunk Loki if possible, he's brilliant :)
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HugMonster341 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I am hoping so much that they will get Loki drunk in the next film. I mean, I doubt it WILL happen, but I can hope! :D

And drunk Loki will feature in my next story. As and when I get the bloody thing finished ^^
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Discombobulated1895 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Personally I would pretty much give a kidney to see drunk Loki in the next avengers film. Talking like this. Complete with potter, pirates, and "soft kitty" references.
Maybe if we all hope hard enough it'll happen.
Can't wait for the next story :)
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Moriarty51 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist
I aww'd at the picture. Then I read the text and OhMyLord I can't stop laughing. "Loki the Horny-Helmeted Horse Shagger"? "PuffleSnuff the teddy bear?" "Will you sing soft kitty to me?" "Master gave Dobby a sock"?
Loki is a Potter and Big Bang theory fan. I can't even...
Oh yeah, breathe. That's it. I can't breathe right now.
Please, PLEASE write this actual story. It would make my year.
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HugMonster341 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Also 'We’ll have a magnificent garden party and you’re not invited!’ is Pirates of the Caribbean and fear not, drunk Loki will feature in my next story :D
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AwakenedEarth Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
wow
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Jexxer Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
I feel like I need to favorite this JUST for that drunken rant. And all the different references make me all SORTS of fangirl happy! =D

There should be a whole fanfic for this. (I am a fan of Inebriated!Loki. Well, all forms of Loki, but that's one of the special ones.)
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HugMonster341 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Glad you like, and to be honest I am tempted to write an entire story around this piece. It's just begging for it :D
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LESTATxLOUIS13 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
DO IT!!!!!!!!
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HugMonster341 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Give me time and I promise I will ^^
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LESTATxLOUIS13 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
yay^^ watching and waiting^^
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13Crowley13 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Horny-Helmeted Horse Shagger"!!:iconteheplz:
Drunk Loki is awesome!
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HugMonster341 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, he is. I hope like Hell they will feature drunk Loki in the next Avengers film :D
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dreamingoflight Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Student Writer
dobby...... :giggle:
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